Monday, August 09, 2004
Happy Birthday Singapore!
Just watched the grand finale of the National Day Parade.. online.
www.ndp.org.sg
I liked the part that paid tribute to PM Goh the most... I think he's just a great man. He must be so touched.. and full of memories... haiz... hm. mixed feelings.. but does it concern me at all? I'm not in the cabinet. but politicians.. i guess.. they must be such nice persons when they're not dealing with politics. remember seeing him once at the coffee shop.. he is just so tall. and i remember ke telling me that he told her she looks nice.. somethin like that.
today is my first month anniversary here. yeah... coincides with National Day. kinda cool, isn't it? And we got a present.... i'm totally cool about it, but the boys are SO NOT. well, this guy from India moved in with us. He's staying in between the guys' room and mine. He looks decent, and his female cousins have all came in to help him unpack and settle down. Well, they are nice people. Had a great chat with the girls.. haha.. they were so cute. like school girls.. well, we were talking about those indian guys living downstairs. Handsome or Ugly.. haha... well, they're not good looking. The only one that i thought was good looking.. i call him Mr Steamy.. he moved away. sob... no more yandao liao.
anyway, back to wat i was saying. yeah.. the guys are taking this badly. they simply hate indians... SUCH RACISTS!! they say they are not racists, but obviously they are??!! they hate the indian smell... what kinda smell do indians emit?? shit smell??? let me analyze... whenever they pray, they put coconut ash onto their foreheads... and they cook lotsa curry... use lotsa spices and coconut milk to cook. and also... hm. sometimes they have this jasmine smelled oil. but the jasmine smell is overpowering at times, i admit.. cos once i went to gong gong.. and he put that on my scalp. smelt "not so good"...
things that make an indian smell (in a stinky chinese singaporean's pov):
1. coconut ash
2. curry
3. spices
4. coconut milk
5. jasmine oil
does that smell bad??? i don't think so.
well, i am proud to say that.. i am not a bloody racist. do you think they know they smell like that? they're born with it. i mean .... argh... it's not like BO or anything. it's like.. food smell?? natural smell.. not like shit smell. associate shit with bangledeshi workers i dun mind. they are just sick. spare all other same colored people.
and.. i think talking to people who already are so stubborn is just wasting my saliva. they'd just say "because u love indians." wat the fug?? okay, hell YEAH, i do love indians. so wat? i also love chinese and ang mohs wat.. whoever yandao i love la. but i have to admit... difficult to find chinese who know how to be a gentleman la.... at least indians and ang mohs.. those that i've came across, ARE. and they are so much more gentlemanly..
but well, perhaps all of you that are reading my blog will feel that i'm bullshitting. cos i know about 98% of you chinese singaporeans just hate indians. i hate some indians.. that kinda ah beng indians who dye their hair gold and speak loudly, kiss and pet in public. but not all indians are like that. haiz... *waste energy. but siti.. i know u'll know what i'm talking about. i'm glad u read my blog. the other 1% would be sudhir i guess.. and also people like diyana, lisa.. who have wonderful indians guys.
*phew.
so bored. have to edit the fyp proposal... it's so wordy. and i feel like the whole document is always talking about the same thing. it's gotta look PURPLE, COSY, PROFESSIONAL. serious. and gotta come out with some screen designs... i hope i can.. though perhaps it's not that compulsory.. but i've squeezed most of my juices for terrain! terrain! terrain!
poor liuyong.. is sick. i hope he gets well soon.. cos we all know how sad it is to fall sick overseas.. and hope his "lao mah" doesnt read this.. or she'll be so sad.
oh. i think kenneth seah lives near us. mick saw him yesterday, while he was calling his mum. saw kenneth seah in slacks and slippers.. goin to the convenience store near our house. gee.. hope he doesn't like like next door?!!!! i dun wanna hear him having sex with some girl... haha.. i tot i heard someone moaning this morning. =P
has anyone used a tampon? i think a tampon is like so amazing... it's like sex. (wat sia)... no la. it's like... quite small, a bit smaller or about the same size as my little finger, just shorter. perhaps like 3cm in length. and u insert it inside. it will expand when it absorbs the *u noe wat. i dun wanna say =P
uh... just a cheeky remark : if anyone of u out there are waiting eagerly to lose ur virginity, u can lose it to ur tampon. it's much safer. in fact, it's absolutely safe. u just need practice. haha!!
and oh.. i think in singapore, people are encouraging the use of tampons as well.. u see tampons posters in the toilets.
never blogged this long for a long time.. peace~
Dreamed a PuRpLe
DrEaM
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