Sunday, June 19, 2005
a letter to funan's staffdear alan, thank you so much for your kind patience in helping a difficult customer choose something. i know u tried your best, but what to do? she is DIFFICULT, like i said. rest assured, i totally understand your plight, your growing impatience, your stirring anger beneath your skin. cos... i was a salesperson before. but that customer u served, oh well.... she's led a good life. she have not served anyone in her life before. so, please do pardon her. also... as we all know, AUNTIES are well known for being extremely fickle minded. But sometimes, i don't understand why some rich people can skive on up products like spas, diamonds and yet squeeze the hell outta people and businesses who have to work so hard just to earn that small amount of money. what's this world gone to? don't u agree, alan?
dear john. yes, i know i still owe you mcflurry oreo with m&ms.. i shall make one for you someday. haha... shit u. oh well.. i'm deeply touched today because you were really humane. u're not in the least like aaron lai ang! at least.. u'll give me a good, best price, and i totally trust you. thank you so much.
and of course.. to all the other people @ Courts, Harvey Norman, Challenger... thank you for your patience... but Courts, you lost out on this one. YOUR FRUSTRATION COULD BE FELT AND READ ON UR FACE!!! CHALLENGER! congratulations.... i admire the way you control ur temper =) if i were u.. i'd scold her already. *if only*
a letter to THE mlm skunkknow wat? i fucking hate mlm. can u all please go and find a place to hide? because i think what u're doing, is a disgrace to the society! depending on people to bring in more money! deceiving the general public in the way you work! dare you say triangle is different from pyramid?! give me 10 differences and you win.
don't think you own the world just because of MLM. and don't think to be able to be a MLM skunk means that you can give business lectures to about anyone in this world. oh hello, people wouldn't own 2-3 companies if she doesn't know how to do business! look at urself. oh no, don't try to cover your ass now.. or don't try to dig that hole in the ground cos it's really cement. i really... i seriously don't think it's that easy to just jump into two different nations' markets that easily. and hey, if you do get into HOngkOng, i'm placing my bets that MY UNCLE WILL BE YOUR VERY FEIRCE COMPETITOR, AND HE WILL NOT LOSE. fuck u, don't insult everyone. and please stop asking me to introduce people to u cos. Hey, MLm is so great, you can conquer anything, aint it? GO CONQUER UR GREATEST OBSTACLE YOURSELF!
a letter to my dearest, AH CHENGdear ah cheng.. i have to say a big big thank you to you, for being with me because of who i am.. and not because i live in a masionette, and not because i have two maids, and not because i own many prada bags ... but because! u make me happy and i happy u happy. lol... i'm just glad.. whether or not i'm rich, ugly, fat, thin..... u'll still be there to help me. teeheehee~
i'm not boasting here.. but i'll try to change the skunk's concept at the moment.
firstly. living in a masionette, is no big deal. apartments were cheap then.. and it's an investment. if you were to live in a home, surely you'd wanna live comfortably, aint it? so wouldn't it be reasonably fine to compromise a bit on the other facets of living costs and to invest more on the furnishing of the house you'll want to live for a long time? it doesn't mean i'm rich or watsoever. so please, especially u, mLm skunk, stop trying to squeeze me for working deals and stop asking me to help u squeeze people. i detest ya!
secondly. i have two maids because our family requires it. look. we have two elderly people in the family. my two grandmas. one is 88, the other is 73. therefore we need two!!! i shall not explain in detail... i'm tired. so.. i guess u should just stop advising me. cos.... i've lost all the good impression i've had of you!
and why so many prada bags, u ask? well.. cos i'm a junk collector. whatever my relatives don't want, they end up on my hand. so my relative is a prada collector. so.. i get the old ones lah! stop askin k, skunk.
okie.. some "daily events" in this unjuvenile brat's life.. she saw tan boon yuen with his beloeved wife today. they are a cute couple. that's all! nothin much!!
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