Tuesday, August 09, 2005
da ben danbodoh telorstupid eggthere must be something seriously wrong with my brain. each day, i backup whatever work i have done in the office, wanting to bring it home. but EVERYDAY, i just back up happily at the expense of making my mum wait for me to close the shop.. and i always forget to pull the damn stick out from the usb port. stupid!
aww.. i wish i could catch dim sum dollies a second time. the mini dim sum dollies are really cute. can you just visualise... 3 kids going to the integrated resort and they sing:
the more we get togamble, togamble, to gamblethe more we get togamble the RICHER we'll befor your chips are my chips and my chips are MY chipsthe more we get togamble the RICHER we'll bewhat would you do if, in the not so near future, our kids get to gamble at mini jackpots or mini mahjong tables?? lol. and talk about borrowing money. if i lend you $5, how much much you return me? $5? WRONG. $5 x 25% p.a.... so it depends on how long you take to repay that debt. worst than loan shark? oh, i dont know. i havent been to one.
and they talk about a girl's teenage years. going into relationships, and she sings: (the lyrics must be incorrect because i'm not a recorder)
at 18 i met a manhe said he would buy me a hermes bagbut insteadhe gave me HERPESIcons of Consequences was good. We saw men in black leotards walking into the scene with things like the eifel tower on their heads. they represent different countries. each country has an architectural structure that is their pride. what about ours?? is it the esplanade?? i really don't know.. i guess there's not a distinctive one. but when i think of the esplanade.. i see a parachuter landing his butt on it and dies instantly. i think u probably can slice potatoes on it.
vanda miss joquim: how come you always puke?merlion: i puke only when i'm upset vmj: but how come you can puke continously?and another part...
merlion: i dont understand why must they make another big replica of me that looks like a strange creature shooting those whatever lights from its eyes. i don't dare to go to sentosa now.
(but of course... the meaning is there, the sentences are not the same.)
now we go on to talk about the national sperm bank. we desperately need sperms? but i think that scene was staged to kinda poke fun at the nkf "scam". though it isnt really a scam, but.. watever. this scene... we saw one of the nurses using a golden cup. (contrary to nkf's infamous golden taps) and yes, a big fat paycheck also.
so... the theme song for this part goes something like..
just use your hand. hilarious. and finally, hossan cums and all the sperms just come flying out. how the dancing sperms look like, u ask?

i also love expansions. i think it's a celebration of the big, beautiful women in the world. like, ME. like, selena! yay! thin people are just ugly. lol.
well, all in all... I SHUDA BOUGHT THE CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and please, please, please.. go and watch the next time round!
AND! i'm pondering if i should join theatre arts in my school. wanted to join in poly... but the members seemed miserable. i think i should just go ahead and do what i enjoy, right? go for it. i dont mind being a tree in the play... cos i was one yesterday. cheng's dad and fluffy were playing hide and seek - around me. as in.. fluffy was hiding behind me and cheng's dad was in front of me.. yah. so hindi like. and oh...
bollywood movies are NOT ALL ABOUT DANCING AROUND TREEShappy national day!
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